{"id":22,"date":"2002-09-13T08:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-13T14:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.krisrzepkowski.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2007-10-08T21:41:41","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T02:41:41","slug":"ihave-a-complex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/life\/ihave-a-complex.html","title":{"rendered":"I Have a Complex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--81554681--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0767915054\/qid=1031938815\/sr=1-1\/ref=sr_1_1\/102-7587512-2122543?v=glance&#038;s=books&#038;n=2\" target=\"top\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; \" src=\"http:\/\/www.ziprz.com\/images\/zippybook.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/a><b>IHaveAComplex<\/b>&#8211;As I wrote in my one and only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ziprz.com\/mag_poetry.htm\">Manifesto<\/a> my parents didn&#8217;t help me in the naming department. So when a coworker sent me this image &#8211; thinking I would get a kick out of seeing &#8220;Zippy&#8221; on the cover of a book, I was shocked. Dumbfounded. My mind was spinning. Can it be that my <i>nickname<\/i>  ALSO suffers the same gender bending fate? Ugh. I suppose I now have to buy the damn book&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The other day I overheard someone say that Home Depot is a &#8220;Man Mall&#8221;. That women go there all the time to find hot men. Ya know like shopping at a mall where all that&#8217;s on sale is men&#8230;tee hee. And men go there and shop til they drop like they&#8217;re a chick at the mall&#8230;tee hee. And I admit that I have been spending an amazing amount of hours at Home Depot while I&#8217;ve been finishing my basement. I have to ask though, what motivated a guy to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.typicalcrap.net\/home_depot\/index.html\">sit in a Home Depot for a 2 day dare<\/a> in which the penalty was a faceload of peanut butter and fluffernutter? Find out more by reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.typicalcrap.net\/home_depot\/hdlog.shtml\">his journal<\/a> about it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IHaveAComplex&#8211;As I wrote in my one and only Manifesto my parents didn&#8217;t help me in the naming department. So when a coworker sent me this image &#8211; thinking I would get a kick out of seeing &#8220;Zippy&#8221; on the cover of a book, I was shocked. Dumbfounded. My mind was spinning. Can it be that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-oddities"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}