{"id":394,"date":"2008-03-21T12:05:19","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T17:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/work\/might-i-suggest-the-chocolate-fountain.html"},"modified":"2008-03-31T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T17:03:33","slug":"might-i-suggest-the-chocolate-fountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/work\/might-i-suggest-the-chocolate-fountain.html","title":{"rendered":"Might I Suggest the Chocolate Fountain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This work-from-home guy&#8217;s birthday is coming up April 2nd. If anyone at Hudson actually reads this blog, you might want to watch this lovely vignette from our friends at CareerBuilder. My Workplace Worth suggests that I should &#8216;cut my losses&#8217;. Not that I want the stripper to bust out of a five layer cake with a gold plated watch, but c&#8217;mon people. Chocolate Fountain!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fMczbilSreM&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This work-from-home guy&#8217;s birthday is coming up April 2nd. If anyone at Hudson actually reads this blog, you might want to watch this lovely vignette from our friends at CareerBuilder. My Workplace Worth suggests that I should &#8216;cut my losses&#8217;. Not that I want the stripper to bust out of a five layer cake with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","category-workplace"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krisrzepkowski.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}